Tom got home from work, tired after a long day at the office and ready to spend the evening relaxing. Walking through the door, he was surprised to see decorations everywhere, as though for a party. He stood in the hall, looking puzzled when his wife came in.
"Surprise! Happy unbirthday, darling!" she said, giving him a big hug.
"What do you mean, unbirthday? Like from 'Alice in Wonderland'?"
She shook her head. "No, Carroll got it wrong. Your unbirthday is a very specific day, not any day other than your birthday. It's the opposite of your birthday. You were born 40 weeks after you were conceived, so your unbirthday is 40 weeks in the opposite direction - today. Now come on and celebrate." She said, dragging him inside enthusiastically.
He was still confused, but decided to humor her as she dragged him into the dining room. To his surprise, she had made his favorite dinner for him, and he even saw a cake sitting in the kitchen. The dinner was delicious, and Fern beamed as he complimented her on the meal. "I'm glad you like it, love. There's cake and ice cream for dessert. And after that, I've got a special present for you."
"You really didn't have to go through all this trouble, you know. I didn't even know that today was anything special, after all."
"Just because you didn't know about it doesn't make the day any less worth celebrating, dear. Besides, I enjoyed getting everything ready."
Tom gave up arguing. Besides, he really didn't want to dissuade her from celebrating. Even though he didn't understand the reason for the celebration, it was enough that Fern seemed to be enjoying it, and he really didn't have anything to complain about either. After dinner she brought out the cake, which read 'Happy 30th unbirthday, Tom' in blue frosting. The chocolate cake was excellent, and it went particularly well with the peppermint ice cream that Fern had made to go with it.
After dinner, Tom insisted on helping with the dishes, despite Fern's protests. Afterward, she sent him off to take a shower, saying that she would get his present ready while he got cleaned up.
Relaxed and much cleaner, Tom stepped out of the shower to see his wife lying on their bed, wearing nothing but a wide, red satin ribbon wrapped lengthwise around her body, covering her crotch, and ending in a large bow that partially covered her breasts. As he got closer, he saw that there was a tag attached to the bow, reading "For Tom, Happy Unbirthday."
"Well, aren't you going to unwrap your present? I know you'll like what's inside."
"Oh, I will - I was just admiring the wrapping job." He said, reaching for the bow and untying it. The bow untied easily, and he helped her out of the ribbon, lifting the top part up over her head, then tossing it over the side of the bed. He smiled at his wife, enjoying the view of her naked body as she posed seductively for him. "Do I get to play with my gift now?"
"If you don't, I'll be very disappointed with you."
"Not to worry, I can honestly say that you've given me the best unbirthday present I've ever received." He said, pulling her to him for a long kiss.
"No, love - I'm about to give you the best unbirthday present you've ever received." She corrected with a smile, her hands reaching down to caress his erect member. She proceeded to give him the best sex of his life, displaying an intensity of passion that absolutely stunned him. He'd never seen her this eager in the five years that they'd known each other. He certainly wasn't going to complain, however. Eventually, she could no longer coax an erection out of him, and her caresses turned into a sensual massage. He relaxed under her skilled hands, basking in the afterglow of their lovemaking, and letting her soothe all tension from his body her nimble fingers worked their way down. By the time she reached his feet, he had his eyes closed, not quite asleep, but too relaxed to move. He felt her touch change again, turning her massage of his feet from relaxing to arousing, and he felt his member trying to rouse itself once more as he felt her lift his feet and begin to suck erotically on his toes. He just lay back, enjoying her ministrations. When he felt the warmth of her mouth spread to envelop both of his feet however, his curiosity compelled him to open his eyes, trying to see what she was doing. He was further confused to see her smiling face directly above him, and looked down to see his ankles disappear into her vagina as she stood straddling his legs. As she pushed harder against his legs, he felt his toes passing through another opening, which he realized had to be her cervix!
"What's going on?" he asked confusedly, watching as her belly began to push outward, showing the outlines of his feet within.
"I'm unbirthing you, of course. It is your unbirthday after all, and what better way is there to celebrate the event? Just relax and let me take care of everything."
"Unbirthing me? What?!" He struggled, straining to pull his legs out, or at least stop her from taking any more of him inside, but she had gravity on her side and he felt her start to slide down over his knees. "Come on honey, let go - enough joking around."
"Let go? And miss the one time of year that the magic will allow this? There's no way that I'm going to do that. Besides, doesn't it feel good to be inside me, hmm...? Trust me, love - it'll be fun." She said in a husky voice as she slipped more of him inside of her.
He had to admit that she had a point - his legs felt nice and warm inside her and the contact was really quite erotic. "Well, yes it does, but this is all awfully strange - I mean, you've almost got the entire lower half of me inside you there!" He said, pointing at the outlines of his legs through her greatly stretched belly.
"I told you - it's magic. And soon the rest of you will be in there too." She said happily as she wiggled herself over his hips.
He let himself relax again somewhat. "Well, I guess its OK, love. I trust you. You will let me out again, right?"
"Of course I will." She paused, a mischievous grin coming over her features. "Just not until your birthday - the magic won't allow it earlier. Don't worry, I'll keep you safe."
"What! But that's six months from now! I can't just disappear for that long! There's just no way!" He exclaimed, clinging to the headboard and trying again to pull back out of her. It didn't work - she simply lay back and finally brought her inner muscles into play. His grip couldn't hold out for long against the powerful force that she was exerting, and he soon resumed his slide into Fern's womb.
"Sure you can, honey - no one will even notice that you're missing. It's a part of the magic, otherwise there would be all sorts of problems. Come on, stop fighting it - you always said that you wanted to be able to spend more time with me - now's your chance!"
"You're really determined to do this, aren't you?"
"Mmm-Hmm. It'd be nice if you'd stop fighting me, though. It won't do you any good and is quite unnecessary. I won't do anything to harm you, beloved.
"Well, since I don't seem to have a choice in the matter, I may as well go along with it." He said, ceasing his struggling. "I really wish that you'd asked me first, though."
"Would you really have believed me, love?" She asked, giggling.
"No, I suppose not." He eyed her huge belly, asking, "Aren't you going to have trouble moving around when you're done? I am bigger than you are, after all."
"Not at all. By morning, no one will be able to tell that there's anyone in there, though I'll grow again as we approach your birthday."
"I see." He struggled to draw breath as his chest slid inside her body, squeezing the breath out of him. "It's getting hard to talk, honey."
"Then don't. You really don't need to breathe anymore, after all. Just relax and let me take care of you."
He smiled at her, and gave himself up to her embrace. She reached down with her hands to support his head as her body enveloped his neck. Just before her vagina engulfed his head, she paused briefly to blow him a kiss, then drew him fully inside her. As he passed into her, he heard her cry out in release, and felt her body shake as his entry triggered a massive orgasm. As her orgasm continued, the contractions of her body gradually pushed him the rest of the way into her womb. As he lay there, he felt a warm fluid slowly surround him, suspending him floating comfortably in her womb. He could hear her singing to him softly, and smiled as he recognized the unbirthday song from Disney's Alice in Wonderland. Aided by the music, Tom drifted off to a deep and peaceful sleep.
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